Humor – August 21

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing “wedding.”

The wedding vows went like this:
“You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride.”

One Liner
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Goliath.”
“Goliath who?”
“Goliath down, you looketh tired.”

Thought for the day
“The Lord is righteous in all his ways and faithful in all he does” Psalm 145:17

The width of God’s love extends across the entire world and includes everyone he has created.

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