Humor – September 27

A husband and wife, both getting on in years, are in bed one morning.

He takes her hand, and she says, “Don’t touch me.”

He says, “Why not?”

She answers, ” Because I’m dead.”

Husband says, “What are you talking about? We’re lying here talking to one another.”

The wife says, “No, I’m definitely dead.”

Her husband insists, “You’re not dead. What makes you think you’re dead?”

His wife answers, “I know I’m dead because I woke up this morning, and nothing hurts.”

One Liner
Saw someone at the gym put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the treadmill.

Thought for the day
Romans 9:20, “My friend, I ask, ‘Who do you think you are to question God? Does the clay have the right to ask the potter why he shaped it the way he did?’” (CEV).

Whenever we doubt God’s love and wisdom, we always get into trouble. The root behind these problems is that you don’t trust God.

 

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