Humor – October 4

After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding our cars in the crowded expanse of the parking lot. Just then my car horn beeped, and I was able to locate my vehicle easily. Wow,” the woman said. “I sure could use a gadget like that to help me find my car.”

“Actually,” I replied, “that’s my husband behind the wheel.”

One Liner
It was incorrectly reported last Friday that today is T-shirt Appreciation Day. In fact, it is actually Teacher Appreciation Day.

Thought for the day
“Open my eyes, that I may behold wondrous things out of your law” (Psalm 119:18 ESV).

Studying God’s Word will change your life if you put what you learn in practice — but it all starts with your willingness to study his Word.

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