Humor – October 5

During a Christian conference, I worked late on the worship PowerPoint slides. Please note that the “d” and “f” keys are next to each other on the keyboard and spell checkers do not catch the wrong word in context. The following morning as we were leading worship, the congregation sang “Lord you are more precious than silver. Lord you are more costly than…” and everyone broke into laughter. The slide said “Lord you are more costly than GOLF.”

One Liner
Our newspaper carried the notice last week that Mr. Oscar Hoffnagle is a defective on the police force. This was a typographical error. Mr. Hoffnagle is, of course, a detective on the police farce.

Thought for the day
“The plans of the diligent lead surely to abundance, but everyone who is hasty comes only to poverty” Proverbs 21:5

Having a quiet time is like many other activities you might do in life — in at least one respect. To be successful, it helps to have a plan.

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