Humor – October 17

In Washington, D.C., the application form for federal employment includes this question: “Why did you leave your previous employment?”

One applicant, a former U.S. Congressman, responded: “The express wish of 116,000 voters.”

One Liner
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

Thought for the day
Romans 12:1b says, “Offer yourselves as a living sacrifice to God, dedicated to his service and pleasing to him” (GNT).

God gave you your abilities. Now you need to give them back to Him.  Use them for the purpose for which He gave them to you.

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