Humor – November 20

Blonde Thanksgiving Dinner

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

“Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” said the daughter.

“Did it not taste good?” her mother asked.

“I don’t know,” the blonde said. “It wouldn’t sit still!”

One LINER
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

Thought for the day
“If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone” (Romans 12:18 NIV).

One of the most important skills we can develop as we walk with Christ is to love difficult people.

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