Humor – November 24

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

“Great idea!” the chicken cried. “Let’s offer them ham and eggs?”

“Not so fast,” said the pig. “For you, that’s a contribution. For me, it’s a total commitment.”

One Liner
“A closed mouth gathers no foot.”

Thought for the day  
Two robbers were crucified with him, one on his right and one on his left.  Matthew 27:38

Our Ministry model is THE CROSS.  Dying men on both sides, Jesus reached out 1 hand to a believer and another to an unbeliever.

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