Humor – November 28

A little girl asked her father, “How did the human race come about?”

The father answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made.”

Two days later she asks her mother the same question.

The mother answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.”

The confused girl returns to her father and says: “Dad, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Mom says we developed from monkeys?”

The Father answers, “That’s simple, honey. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your mother told you about her side.”

One Liner
Bad thoughts are like germs. Build up your immunity!

Thought for the day
Job 37:5-6
God’s voice thunders in marvelous ways; he does great things beyond our understanding. He says to the snow, ‘Fall on the earth,’ and to the rain shower, ‘Be a mighty downpour.’

Isn’t that a beautiful phrase! “God’s voice thunders in marvelous ways; he does great things beyond our understanding.” Praise Him – praise Him!!!

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