Humor – December 11

A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the banner company.

The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for the entryway.

The sign came back a few days later: . .   “Unto Mary Jesus was born, six feet long and two feet wide.”

One LINER
A lot of people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

Thought for the day
Gift of service: Warm a cold heart with a warm blanket. Price: $35.

Gift of encouragement: Take flowers to a friend battling cancer. Price: $50.

Gift of leadership: Lead a group into a terrain they have never traveled before. Price of gas and lunch for 20: $300.

Gift of Christ to your next-door neighbor: Priceless.

Christmas is spiritual, full of gifts and gift giving. Let’s not forget to give the gift of Christ to someone this Christmas. It’s priceless.

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