DICTIONARY FOR THE CHURCH
The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
1) Air conditioning.
2) Your receipt for attending services.
A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.
A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than the congregation’s range.
The last song, often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.
The original “Jaws” story.
The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Thought for the day
Do not boast about [what you’re going to do] tomorrow, for you do not know what a day may bring forth. Proverbs 27:1 (NIV)
Timeless principles for uncertain future:
1. Let God set your goals
2. Live one day at a time
3. Don’t procrastinate