Humor – January 19

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appoinment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which bore his full name. I remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the same name when I was in school 30 years ago. Upon seeing him, I quickly discarded any notion that this might be the same person – this fat, balding gray-haired man was way too old to have been my classmate.

After the examination. I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

“Yes,” he gleamed with pride, “I was a Mustang.”

“‘When did you graduate?” I asked.

“1975. Why do you ask?”

“You were in my class.”

The old, bald fat man looked at me very close and asked “Really? What did you teach?”

One LINER
It is never wise to let any piece of electronic equipment know that you are in a hurry.

Thought for the day
Because Jesus was raised from the dead, we’ve been given a brand-new life, and have everything to live for, including a future in heaven (1 Peter 1:3–4 MSG).

You get your past forgiven, you get a purpose for livin’, and you get a home in heaven. What a deal! You’re past, present, and future are taken care of as you put your trust in Jesus. A fresh start! from Rick Warren

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