“Please, Your Honor, I’d like to be excused from jury duty,” pleaded an anxious-looking man.
“Why should I excuse you?” asked the judge.
“You see, I owe a man fifty dollars, and he’s leaving in a few hours for a post abroad. He’ll be there for years and I want to catch him before he leaves, for it may be my last chance to repay him.”
“Excused,” stated the judge coldly. “We don’t want anyone on the jury who can lie like that.”
Famous Last Words
640K ought to be enough for anybody.” — Bill Gates, 1981
Thought for the day
Isaiah 44:2a (CEV)
I am your Creator.
You were in my care even before you were born.
thought for the day
You Are Not an Accident