Humor – March 13

An Irishman, by the name of O’Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick’s Day.  He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond.  The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller.  He took one look at it and saw it wasn’t real.

The young lass on learning it wasn’t real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.

‘It was in honour of St. Patrick’s Day, ‘he smiled.

‘I gave you a sham rock.’

One Liner
‘I hear O’Brien died,’ said Pat. ‘Was he ill long?’
’No,’ said Mick. ‘He died in the best of health.’

Thought for the day
And all of you must put on the apron of humility, to serve one another; for the scripture says, “God resists the proud, but shows favor to the humble.” 1 Peter 5:5 (TEV)

A real servant maintains a low profile. Servants don’t promote or call attention to themselves.

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