Humor – March 28

Dear Pastor,
I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.

Yours sincerely,
Arnold
Age 8, Nashville

Dear Pastor,
Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.

Sincerely,
Pete
Age 9, Phoenix

 

 

Dear Pastor,
Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God’s help or a new pitcher.

Thank you.
Alexander
Age 10, Raleigh

 

 

 

One LINER
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot.

Thought for the day
We see, then, that they were not able to enter the land, because they did not believe. Hebrews 3:19 (TEV)

The greatest tragedy this year would be for you to stand at the edge of your destiny, but to be afraid to enter into all that God has planned for you.  Your obedience in moving forward — to take risks and step out in faith – will release God’s power in your life.

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