“What’s the usual tip?” a man growled when a college boy delivered his pizza.
“Well,” the student replied, “this is my first delivery, but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I’d be doing great.”
“That so?” grunted the man. “In that case, here’s five dollars.”
“Thanks,” the student said, “I’ll put it in my college fund.”
“By the way, what are you studying?”
I know there’s no way to do that – but if there WERE a way, what would it be?
Thought for the day
Whoever wants to be great must become a servant. Mark 10:43 (MSG)
Jesus measured greatness in terms of service, not status. God determines your greatness by how many people you serve, not how many people serve you.