Teacher (frustrated): “Look at this paper. How could one person make so many mistakes?”

Student (defensive): “It wasn’t one person – my dad helped!”

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After thousands of years, we have advanced to the point where we bolt our doors and windows and turn on our burglar alarms, while the jungle natives sleep in open-door huts…

Thought for the day
“A wise man thinks ahead; a fool doesn’t and even brags about it!” (Proverbs 13:16 LB).

Too often, many of our problems arise from acting before thinking. We confuse activity with productivity. We think, “I’m so busy, I must be accomplishing something!” In reality, we may just be spinning our wheels.