Humor – June 12

Little Johnny and his friend Billy were on their very first train ride, with Billy’s mother.

A vendor came down the corridor selling a candy bar that neither had ever seen before.

Billy’s mom bought each one of them a bar.

Little Johnny eagerly tore open the wrapper and bit a bit off into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across at

Billy and said: “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”

“Why not?” asked Billy.

Little Johnny replied, “I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”

One Liner
“As a child, I was the kind my mother wouldn’t let me play with.”

Thought for the day
He brought me out into a spacious place; he rescued me because he delighted in me” (Psalm 18:19 NIV).

God expands the possibilities for your life because he delights in you. He doesn’t just love you; he finds joy in you!

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