Humor – June 20

A guy goes into the doctor’s office. There’s a banana stuck in one of his ears, a carrot stuck in one nostril, and a cucumber in the other ear.

The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”

The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you’re not eating right.”

One LINER
The best cure for shaking knees is to kneel on them.

Thought for the day
God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love, and of self-discipline. 2 Timothy 1:7

Power! Godly power is accompanied by love and self-discipline. These three together make a person’s life effective.

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