Humor – June 25

911 Caller: “Help! My wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart!”

911 Operator: “Is this her first child?”

911 Caller: “Of course not, you idiot! This is her husband!”

One LINER
When things seem easy to do, it’s because you haven’t followed all the instructions.

Thought for the day
The Lord blessed the last part of Job’s life even more than he had blessed the first” (Job 42:12 GNT).

Job went through all this hurt, but in spite of that, God blessed the last part of Job’s life even more than the first. It doesn’t matter who’s hurt you or how long you’ve been hurt or how deeply you’ve been hurt. God can make the rest of your life the best of your life if you’re willing to forgive and let go of resentment and release the offender.

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