Humor – July 6

The pastor called all the children up to the front for the weekly Bible story. Little Jimmy listened intently to the story of Lot. The pastor said, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.”

Very concerned, Jimmy asked, “What happened to the flea?”

One LINER
Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of ones hairdo.

(The Hair-Wind Principal)

Thought for the day 
“I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.”Jeremiah 29:11

Follow God’s plan for you life

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