Humor – July 9

An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.

“What are you selling, young man?” he asked.

“I’m not selling anything, sir,” the young man replied. “I’m the census taker.”
“A what?” the man asked.

“A census taker. We are trying to find out how many people are in the United States.”

“Well,” the man answered, “you’re wasting your time with me; I have no idea.”

One Liner
“Death and taxes may be certain, but we don’t have to die every year.”  ~Unknown

Thought for the day
Don’t fret or worry. Instead of worrying, pray. Let petitions and praises shape your worries into prayers, letting God know your concerns.  Philippians 4:6 MSG

Philippians 4:6 is a recipe for worry. Instead of worrying, pray. Let petitions and praises shape your worries into prayers, letting God know your concerns

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