Humor – July 12

Bumping into a woman on the sidewalk, the Tom Cruise look-alike apologized, “Pardon me!”

“That’s quite all right,” the woman replied. “You look just like my fourth husband.”

“Wow!” he said. “How many times have you been married?”

She winked at him and said, “Three.”

One Liner
There is only one exceptional child in the world…and every mother has it.

Thought for the day
Yes, all the things I once thought were so important are gone from my life. Compared to the high privilege of knowing Christ Jesus as my Master, firsthand, everything I once thought I had going for me is insignificant—dog dung. I’ve dumped it all in the trash so that I could embrace Christ.  Philippians 3:8 MSG

Therefore, let us know Christ! Let us, as Paul goes on to say, strive towards the mark. Let us deny ourselves along the way. Let us lose all things along the way, but let us always strive towards the mark, the prize, which is the high calling of God in Christ Jesus. Knowing Jesus our Lord is superior to everything that is in this world. Let us know this and never lose sight of it.

 

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