“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees.

“Yes sir,” the clerk replied.

“That’s good,” the boss said. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.”

One Liner
There is great need for a sarcasm font.

Thought for the day
Noah was a righteous man … and he walked in close fellowship with God. Genesis 6:9 (NLT)

Walking with God means saying, ‘God, I’m going in your direction, not my direction. I’m going at your pace, just as fast or slow as you tell me