Humor – October 24

Jill’s car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls…

John: “What happened this time?”

Jill: “My brakes went out.  Can you come get me?”

John: “Where are you?”

Jill: “I’m in the drugstore.”

John: “And where’s the car?”

Jill: “It’s in here with me.”

One Liner
Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV to one of nine channels.

Thought for the day
“Abraham, when hope was dead within him, went on hoping in faith . . . He relied on the word of God” Romans 4:18

When you are at a dead end, you need the Bible. Read it. Study it. Memorize it. Think about it. Write it down on little notecards, and go over it. The Bible is full of promises. You rely on the Word and trust in its promises, and it will revive you emotionally.


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