Humor – December 26

Christmas was finally over and the pastor’s wife dropped into an easy chair saying, “Boy, am I ever tired.”

Her husband looked over at her and said, “I had to conduct two special services last night and three today, and I gave a total of five sermons. Why are YOU so tired?”

“Dear,” she replied, “I had to listen to all of them.”

One Liner
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth; Goodwill to Men; and Batteries Not Included.

Thought for the day
“For I can do everything through Christ,who gives me strength” (Philippians 4:13 NLT).

A right relationship with Jesus is foundational to every area of your life.


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