Humor – January 21

A farmer and his wife went to their high school reunion.

The farmer looked around, noticing the other men with their expensive suits and their bulging stomachs.  Proud that he weighed just five pounds more than he did in high school, the result of trying to beat a living out of a rocky hillside farm, he said to his wife: “I’m the only guy here who can still wear the suit he wore when he graduated.”

She glanced at the prosperous crowd, then back at her husband, and said, “You’re the only one who has to.”

One Liner
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts the moment you get up and doesn’t stop until you get into the office.

Thought for the day
“The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and rescues those who are crushed in spirit.” (Psalm 34:18 NLT)

When you hurt, God hurts. When you grieve, God grieves.  When you are brokenhearted, crushed and think you can’t even get out of bed in the morning, God feels. You are never closer to God than when you are in pain.

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