Humor – January 31

Dear [Interviewer’s Name]:

Thank you for your letter of [date of rejection letter].

After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm.  This year I have had been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite [Firm’s Name]’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.  Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation.  I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]

One LINER
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Thought for the day
Proverbs 29:25
Fear of man will prove to be a snare, but whoever trusts in the Lord is kept safe.

Fear is such a paralyzing emotion. But our courage comes from the Lords – He will never forsake or leave you. So step out of fear’s paralysis and turn its nervous edge into power.

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