Humor – February 4

“Happy Songs”

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to Maimonides Hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients’ bedsides.

When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better.”

One elderly gentleman replied, “I hope you get better, too.”

course sign: “Please don’t find lost balls until they stop rolling.”

One LINER
Municipal golf course sign: “Please don’t find lost balls until they stop rolling.”

Thought for the day
“You have been bought and paid for by Christ, so you belong to him — be free now from all these earthly prides and fears” (1 Corinthians 7:23 TLB).

God says that you’re not only accepted, you’re also valuable.


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