Humor – March 13

“Pants Dilemma”
A young man came home from the office and found his bride sobbing convulsively. “I feel terrible,” she told him. “I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”

“Forget it,” consoled her husband. “Remember that I’ve got an extra pair of pants for that suit.”

“Yes, and it’s lucky you have,” said the woman, drying her eyes. “I used them to patch the hole.”

One LINER
“Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?”- Robert Orben

Thought for the day
God did not give us a spirit that makes us afraid but a spirit of power and love and self-control. 2 Timothy 1:7

God wants you and I to develop a self-discipline that pushes us to do things, even as others are giving up we press on!

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