Humor – March 15

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!”

Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, “There’s nothing in here about fifty people being swindled.”

The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, “Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!”

One LINER
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility gap.

Thought for the day
Please remember what you told your servant Moses: “If you sin, I will scatter you among the nations.” Nehemiah 1:8 (NLT)

Four Secrets from Nehemiah’s answered prayer:
1. Base your request on God’s character
2. Confess the sins of which you’re aware
3. Claim the promises of God
4. Be very specific in what you ask for

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