Humor – March 21

~ Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients.
~ Remove blocks and toy cars from table.
~ Grease pan, crack nuts.
~ Measure two cups flour.
~ Remove baby’s hands from flour, wash flour off baby.
~ Remeasure flour.
~ Put flour, baking powder, salt in sifter.
~ Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl baby knocked on floor.
~ Get another bowl.
~ Answer doorbell.
~ Return to kitchen.
~ Remove baby’s hands from bowl.
~ Wash baby.
~ Answer phone.
~ Return.
~ Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan.
~ Look for baby.
~ Grease another pan.
~ Answer telephone.
~ Return to kitchen and find baby.
~ Remove baby’s hands from bowl.
~ Take up greased pan, find layer of nutshells in it.
~ Head for baby, who flees, knocking bowl off table.
~ Wash kitchen floor, table, wall, dishes.
~ Call baker.
~ Lie down.

Young and fast eventually loses to old and sneaky.

Thought for the day
God knew what he was doing from the very beginning. He decided from the outset to shape the lives of those who love him along the same lines as the life of his Son. The Son stands first in the line of humanity he restored. We see the original and intended shape of our lives there in him. Romans 8:29 (Msg)

You were created to become like Christ

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