Humor – May 14

A mother cannibal is walking in the jungle with her daughter.  They see a plane flying overhead.

Little girl cannibal asks: “Mommy, is that airplane up there good to eat?”

Mamma cannibal answers: “Just like a lobster, dear.  Only what’s inside.”

One Liner
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Thought for the day
If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn’t love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal” (1 Corinthians 13:1 NLT).

We’re really impressed by great speakers. We love eloquence and charisma. But God says, “I don’t care how good of a communicator you are. Are you living a life of love?” If you’re not, then nothing you say will matter. Words without love are just noise.

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