Humor – August 16

PARENTAL EXCUSES

These are actual excuse notes from parents excusing their children from missing school (includes original spelling):

~ Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

~ Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.

~ I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.

~ Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

~ Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

~ Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

One Liner
The relationship between Husband and Wife is very psychological – one is Psycho and the other is Logical; now please don’t try to figure out Who is Who.

Thought for the day
“A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another” (John 13:34-35 NIV).

Each of us has a life message that God wants us to share with the world. Sharing the message is part of our life’s mission. When we share that message with other people, it’s called witnessing.

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