Humor – September 4

A man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the pastor went to see him.

He found him in excellent health, so the pastor asked, “How come after all these years we don’t see you at services anymore?”

The old man lowered his voice. “I’ll tell you, Pastor,” he whispered, “When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must’ve forgotten about me, and I don’t want to remind Him.”

One Liner
There’s nothing wrong with teenagers that 30 years won’t fix.

Thought for the day
“GOD is always on the alert, constantly on the lookout for people who are totally committed to him” 2 Chronicles 16:9 The Message

God is looking for people who are committed to him and his plan so that he can bless them.

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