Humor – September 3

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.

Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

“Very well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven. “But you realize, I hope, that we’ve got all the good players and the best coaches.”

“I know, and that’s all right,” Satan answered. “We’ve got all the umpires.”

One Liner
The trouble with talking too fast is that you might say something you haven’t thought of yet.

Thought for the day
“Listen carefully to my words. Don’t lose sight of them. Let them penetrate deep into your heart, for they bring life to those who find them, and healing to their whole body” Proverbs 4:20-22 NLT

One of the pitfalls you may face as you fulfill your purpose in life is the temptation to take shortcuts.

 

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