A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.
“Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?”
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
The crook looked at the slip and said, “This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive…?”
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
Thought for the day
“You come to him as living stones, a spiritual house that is being built into a holy priesthood” 1 Peter 2:5 GW
God says that you are a priest. Depending on your background, that may be scary or confusing. Peter is saying that the two benefits that priests have are now available to everyone who is a believer.