Humor – September 18

A gentleman was lured into a busy florist shop by a large sign in the window that read, “Say It With Flowers.”

“Wrap up one rose,” he told the florist.

“Only one?” the florist asked.

“Just one,” the customer replied. “I’m a man of few words.”

One Liner
Don’t use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

Thought for the day
He saved us and chose us for his holy work not because we deserved it but because that was his plan long before the world began” 2 Timothy 1:9

Why did God save you? So you could serve him. A non-serving Christian is a contradiction.

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