Humor – October 17

In Sunday School the topic was how God created everything, including human beings.

Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, “Johnny, what’s the matter?”

Little Johnny responded, “I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”

One Liner
You didn’t drop that thing; you abandoned it to the unchecked forces of gravity.

Thought for the day
“Remember the words of the Lord Jesus: ‘It is more blessed to give than to receive’” Acts 20:35 NLT

Notice Jesus didn’t say it is not a blessed thing to receive. It does make you happy to receive. But the world will tell you that you will be happiest when you receive. Jesus turned that idea around and said that you will be happier when you give than when you receive.

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