College student: “Hey, Dad — I’ve got some great news for you!”

Father: “What, son?”

College student: “Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean’s list?”

Father: “I certainly do.”

College student: “Well, you get to keep it!”

One Liner
You know you’re senile when you start quoting yourself. Wait, you’re only senile if you don’t know you’re quoting yourself.

Thought for the day
He regarded disgrace for the sake of Christ as of greater value than the treasures of Egypt, because he was looking ahead to his reward” Hebrews 11:26

Moses made a value judgment. He clarified what mattered most to him.