Humor – April 1

APRIL FOOLS’ DAY GROANERS

Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they’ve just finished a long March!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with April 1?
A: April Ghoul’s Day!

Q: What’s the best day for monkey business?
A: The first of Ape-ril!

Q: What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
A: On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful!

Q: What monster plays the most April Fools’ Day jokes?
A: Frankenstein!

One Liner
Sometimes I feel as lonely as the 3rd verse of a Baptist Hymn.

Thought for the day
“If you want to know what God wants you to do, ask him, and he will gladly tell you, for he is always ready to give a bountiful supply of wisdom to all who ask him; he will not resent it. But when you ask him, be sure that you really expect him to tell you, for a doubtful mind will be as unsettled as a wave of the sea that is driven and tossed by the wind”  James 1:5-6 TLB

There are two keys to knowing God’s wisdom. First, you’ve got to ask the right person: God. You don’t ask your hairdresser, mechanic, or radio talk show host. You need to ask the right person!

Then, you ask with the right attitude: expecting God to answer.

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