A snail hitched a ride with a friendly turtle. As they reached an intersection another turtle came along and rammed into them!
A cop came and questioned the snail: “What happened here?”
The little snail replied, “I don’t know — it all happened so fast.”
You’re getting old when you don’t care where your wife goes, just so you don’t have to go along.
Thought for the day
“He guides the humble in what is right and teaches them his way” Psalm 25:9 NIV
If you’ve never felt God guiding you, maybe it’s because you’ve never admitted that you need his guidance.