Humor – April 8

A Texan rancher comes upon a farmer from Maine.

The Texan looks at the Mainer and asks, “Say, how much land you think you got here?”

Mainer: ‘Bout 10 acres I’d say.”

Texan (boasting): “Well, on my lot, it takes me all day to drive completely around my property!”

Mainer: “Yep, I got one of them trucks, too.”

One Liner
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

Thought for the day
Psalm 37:7 NLT says, “Be still in the presence of the LORD, and wait patiently for him to act” .  God wants you to wait patiently for him to answer your prayer.

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