A farmer had been swindled several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:

Basic cow                                   $499.95
Shipping and handling                 35.75
Extra stomach                                79.25
Two-tone exterior                          142.10
Produce storage compartment    126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper           189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system   149.20
Automatic fly swatter                     88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery      179.90
Deluxe dual horns                           59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment 339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly     884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb       69.80

FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:    $2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments:               300.00

TOTAL LIST PRICE (including options): $3143.36

One Liner
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.

Thought for the day
“Walk carefully, not as the unwise, but as wise, making the very most of your time . . . Do not be foolish and thoughtless, but understand and firmly grasp what the will of the Lord is” Ephesians 5:15-17 AMP

You don’t just drift into good things. You must be intentional. You have to set some goals and then commit to working toward them every day.