Two guys were fishing on the river.

One catches the biggest catfish either one has ever seen. He says to his buddy, “We need to remember this spot so we can come back here again.”

His buddy pulls a pen out of his pocket and makes a big ‘X’ on the bottom of his boat. The first guy looks at his buddy, shaking his head in disgust. “Seriously? What if we bring different boat next time?”

One Liner
Better living through denial.

Thought for the day
Jesus did this in teaching his disciples. John 13:14-15 says, “Since I . . . have washed your feet, you ought to wash each other’s feet. I have given you an example to follow. Do as I have done to you” (NLT). Your kids don’t want to hear a sermon. They want to see Jesus’ example in your life.