Humor – June 9

HOW TO SPELL “POTATO”:

If GH is pronounced P as in hiccough…
If OUGH is pronounced O as in dough…
If PHTH is pronounced T as in Phthisis…
If EIGH is pronounced A as in Neighbor…
If TTE is pronounced T as in Gazette…
If EAU is pronounced O as in Plateau…

Then POTATO could be spelled GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU.

One Liner
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Thought for the day
“I am the light for the world! Follow me, and you won’t be walking in the dark. You will have the light that gives life” (John 8:12 CEV).

The Bible says God is light and in him there is no darkness at all. You need to stop focusing on the things that scare you: those bills, those fears, those worries, that stuff that keeps swirling around in your mind. Move your focus off your fears so you can focus on the Father.

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