Humor – June 15

His beloved old white convertible was in deplorable shape, but he refused to
get rid of it. So when the old junker was stolen from his office parking
lot, his family was delighted.

Nonetheless, they called the police and filed an insurance claim.

Their relief was short-lived, within an hour an officer was on the phone.
“We found the car less than a mile away,” he said, trying to restrain
himself. “It had a note on it that read, ‘Thanks anyway, we’d rather walk.'”

One Liner
Boldly going nowhere.

Thought for the day
“Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen” (Ephesians 4:29 NIV).

God wants us to use our words to build others up.

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