The following sign hangs in a local auto-repair garage:
AUTO REPAIR PRICE LIST:

Ping-Ping-Ping………$35.00
Plunk-Ping-Plunk……$50.00
Klunk-Ping-Klunk….$125.00
Thud-Klunk-Thud…..$200.00
Clang-Thud-Klank….$325.00

One Liner
Why was it so hot in the stadium after the baseball game? All the fans left!

Thought for the day
“It is not good for the man to be alone” Genesis 2:18 NIV

We are created for community, fashioned for fellowship, and formed for a family, and none of us can fulfill God’s purposes by ourselves. The Bible knows nothing of solitary saints or spiritual hermits.