Humor – August 10

At 8 p.m. one night, a pilot who had run out of fuel made an emergency landing at a top secret government base. He was quickly surrounded by security and taken inside to be interrogated. The interrogation was grueling because they wanted to make sure it was an unplanned landing and he was not a spy.

The interrogation lasted all night. At 6 a.m. they refueled his plane and let him go with his promise never to return. Four hours later he returned and landed again. Security met him on the runway. They asked him why he had come back.

“I know I promised never to return but I brought my wife and now you have to tell her where I was all night…”

One Liner
Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever.

Thought for the day
“gossip can’t be trusted with a secret, but someone of integrity won’t violate a confidence” Proverbs 11:13 The Message

God is looking for men and women of integrity who know how to keep a secret and not pass gossip around on social media. Don’t talk about people behind their back. Don’t even listen to that stuff.

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