Humor – August 17

Daughter: “Dad, when will I be old enough to go to the movies with a boy?”

Dad: “When you’re a year older than your brother.”

The daughter thought for a moment and replied: “But I’ll never be older than my brother, he was born first.”

Dad: “I guess there’s your answer. But don’t blame me, go talk to your brother.”

One Liner
Opportunity knocked at my door, but I was at the pier waiting for my ship to come in.

Thought for the day
If you do not forgive others, then your Father will not forgive the wrongs you have done.”   Matthew 6:15 GNT

If you are unwilling to forgive someone and you don’t want God to forgive them either, that reveals bitterness and resentment in your life.

 

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