Humor – September 2

A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost one hundred dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee. 

“Hoot mon,” he said, “in Scotland it wouldna ha been more than $20.” 

“That might be true,” said the travel agent, “but you have to take into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord Himself walked.” 

“Well, at $100 an hour for a boat,” said the Scotsman, “it’s no wonder He walked.” 

One Liner
You gotta be patient.  Half the people you deal with are below average.

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